Sunday, March 29, 2009

 

Chimpanzee Segway Song Spoof!

I was bored and thinking of other lyrics that would fit to the exact same tune of Chimpanzee Riding on a Segway. Mostly stuff in the news, maybe serious. But imagine if they were illustrated to the song. Comedy gold!

Missing white girl on Nancy Grace Show:

Missing white girl on Nancy Grace Show
Missing white girl on Nancy Grace Show
Bam bam buh bam bam baam
Missing white girl on Nancy Grace Show
Missing white girl on Nancy Grace Show
Bam buh bam bam bam
She is missing, and she's cute and white
Would Ms Nancy care, if it were a minorateeeeee? Noooo
Missing white girl on Nancy Grace Show
Missing white girl on Nancy Grace Show
Bam buh bam bam bam

Old dumb people living in a flood plain:
Old dumb people living in a flood plain
Old dumb people living in a flood plain
Bam bam buh bam bam baam
Old dumb people living in a flood plain
Old dumb people living in a flood plain
They've been flooded, and it's happened before
Don't you think they'd, have moved already, back in 'eighty twooooo? Yeah?
Old dumb people living in a flood plain
Old dumb people living in a flood plain
Bam buh bam bam bam

AIG Took all our money:
AIG Took all our money
AIG Took all our money
Bam bam buh bam bam baam
AIG Took all our money
AIG Took all our money
They took the money, and gave big bonuses
Congress is mad, but they're responsible for it... Tooo.
AIG Took all our money
AIG Took all our money
Bam buh bam bam bam

Kim Jong Il launching a missile:
Kim Jong Il launching a missile
Kim Jong Il launching a missile
Bam bam buh bam bam baam
Kim Jong Il launching a missile
Kim Jong Il launching a missile
He's got a missile, and he's gonna launch it
Japan doesn't look surprised, yeah!
Kim Jong Il launching a missile
Kim Jong Il launching a missile
Bam buh bam bam bam

I must be freaking bored, but just imagine real news headlines to that tune. It'll brighten your day if everything seems glum or f'd up otherwise. Try it!

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